I think:

If you feel the need to take your kids to the grocery store, you should keep track of them and not let them run around screaming and annoying the shit out of everyone else.

If you think you are old enough and responsible to have sex, then you are old enough and responsible enough to take on the duties of parenthood.

If you buy music or dvd’s, you should be allowed to do whatever the fuck you want with them, including burning a copy for your friends.

The NHL needs to promote itself better.

If the MLB were serious about steriod use, they would have a salary cap to diminish the idea of stronger, faster = more pay.

The Media and Press suck ass. They should shut the fuck up and leave people the hell alone. Nobody wants a camera in thier face after they just lost thier house or a loved one. Jackasses.

Boxing has nothing on the UFC and Pride.

College scholarship sports players should be allowed to get a job.

Nerds that talk about how much better something is over something else becouse it runs 9 nanoseconds faster need to shut the fuck up.

Anybody who spends more time playing video games than working needs to get their ass kicked and then thrown out of their moms basement.

Futurama is the greatest show ever. Wonderfalls comes in second.

Barry Bonds is on the juice.

The Detroit Pistons will once again be the NBA Champions, and it will be this year.

Ron Artest should be banned from the NBA for life.

Cabelas is the greatest store on the planet.

This one I dont think, I know. If you break into my place, there is a sword within arms reach of me anywhere I’m at. And if I make it to my bed, your ass will be shot. 12 GAUGE BITCH!

Back to some more I think:

I gave Manny Legace too much credit.

Just becouse you CAN drink Corona without lime, or Hefewiezen without lemon, doesn’t mean that you should.

The suburbs suck.

The Detroit Tigers might actually have a winning record this year.

The Detroit Lions need to shitcan Matt Millen.

You’ve been reading this for awhile. I’m done.

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Alright. I’m still sick. Getting better, though. I’ve been on a wild mix of Advil Congestion, Alka Seltzer Cold, OJ, lots and lots of water, and nyQuil. Oh yeah, gotta love the nyQuil. Even though it is far less effective now that they took out the main ingredient, Pseudoephedrine (the stuff that actually fights the cold) to thwart use in meth labs, but, it still knocks you the fuck out. My throaght isn’t sore anymore, nor are my eyes burning, but my head still feels like a balloon and I’m going through about 30 kleenex a day. And It still sounds like the little drummer boy is hanging out in my ear, playing along with whatever I hear.

And now on to the stress. The fricking Red Wings are stressing the shit out of me. They went into double overtime AGAIN last night, after barely tying it AGAIN late in the third period. And then lost it. YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME!! But, the Pistons play tonight (In High-Def too, WOOHOO!), and I’m sure they’ll kick ass as usual.

So, who’s gonna get kicked off of Idol tonight? My vote is on Taylor. I cant stand that guy. I’m sure that Kellie will be in the bottom three, as well as either Paris or Elliot.

Update: I was wrong. Taylor didn’t get kicked off. Damnit! Neither did Elliot. Fuck! At least I was somewhere close, with Kellie and Paris in the bottom 2. And the loser is: Kellie. Damn, I liked that dumb blonde. Thats it. TAYLOR NEEDS TO GO NEXT! WHO’S WITH ME?!

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I woke up today, a day that was wonderful outside. 70 degrees, sunny, no wind. Great day to be alive. Unless you’re me. I woke up sick (I’M BLAMING YOU TIMMY! J/K). So, unable to get out and enjoy the day, and with no playoff games important to me on tv today (I really only care about watching the Red Wings and Pistons), I used this time to give the place a new look. I even gave a little upgrade to The Chad’s Movie Reviews.

I found an amazing little program that lets me do all my wordpress tweaks offline, which is SOOOOOO nice now. I can actually play with the styles and themes without fucking anything up on the actual site. And boy, did I fuck up a lot today. But, after a while, it all came together and seems to have worked out alright.

I’m still pretty pissed off about yesterday. The Red Wings fricking lost! What the hell is up with that? Oh well, we’ll go to Edmonton, knowing that The Great Wings have the best Road Record in NHL history this year. At least I got to watch two other teams WIN this weekend. The Detroit Tigers pulled out a sweep in thier series against the Seattle Mariners this weekend, an in Seattle no less. I was pretty pissed when I found out the Tigers were gonna be in Seattle this weekend, becouse if I’d have known ahead of time, I propably would have been up there for at least one of the games (all of them if I could’ve found someone to take care of the dogs). And moving on to the Detroit Pistons. Bad Ass. What can you say about the Pistons, pretty much demoralizing the Bucks in the Fourth quarter (but not as bad as what San Antonio did to the Kings).

And speaking of the Spurs Vs. Kings series, I just have to say one quick thing: FUCK YOU RON ARTEST! I have hated him for so long. Even more so a year and a half ago when he was involved in the Detroit “Brawl”. Fuckin’ asshole. I wish he would have gotten more than just a one game suspension for hitting Manu. But hey , how much can you suspend a guy?  I mean, he did get kicked out for damn near an entire season. Lets just kick his ass out for life. That’d be good.

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ME!

Yeah, I’ll be going back to work. But not until next Sunday. While my doctor was pretty adament about sending me back to work, I managed to convince him to give me an extra week (soaking up all that leave pay possible), as I REALLY, REALLY, did not want to start work tonight. Who wants their first night back to work to be not only the very next day, but a Saturday night? Screw that. So, I’ve got a week to back on a regular night shift sleep pattern.

On to the Red Wings. Man, did they pull that win out of thier ass or what? Really, down 2 to 1 near the end of the 3rd, and Maltby gets some lucky ass deflection off the shaft of his stick to tie it up, and then they take it into double overtime. Now, at the end of the first overtime, I was already totally stressed out, and I was due to go to a bbq. So, as soon as the OT period ended, I took the dogs out very quickly, and then raced my ass over to Josh and Dave’s. And the second I got into thier house, I ordered the channel switched over to the game, just as the second OT period was starting. And then, another miracle shot from Maltby, putting it off an Oilers stick right into the goalies five-hole, and SCORE!!!

And today, well, you could say today is detox day. I have drank and smoked so much of everything in the past couple weeks, I need a sit down day with just water and misc. playoff games (none of which I really care about, as both the Pistons and Red Wings dont play until Sunday). It really might be a good idea to just give my liver, lungs, and stomach lining a break for a day.

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I just have to post this fucked up commercial from the California-Bay Area television. And a big thanks goes out to Hamburger for posting it yesterday.

Jack In The Box Stoner! - 11Mb version (you may have to right click and do a “Save As”)

Smaller 1Mb version

Happy 420 everybody. Celebrate it well!

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