That’s right. I feel dead. Almost. These past two weeks at work have been a pain in the ass. It doesn’t help that I haven’t been sleeping well. The weather got nice again, and trying to sleep during the day with all that great sunlight is a bitch (I work 12 hour nightshifts for those of you who dont know). On top of all that, nothing has gone right at work. Either shit keeps breaking, too many people are gone, or my biggest problem: the slow, lazy motherfucker on my team who is always late and doesn’t do shit. And constantly falls asleep. Even in important meetings. Seriously. Last night at work, I we had all of our machines running, nothing broke, and lots and lots of shit to process. And we did it all. We had a near record night. And I ran my ass off. My feet hurt so bad at the end of the night. Surprisingly, my knee felt great; just as long as I kept moving. As soon as I sat down (which didn’t happen very often last night) it tightened right up.
But, after all that crap, I got a small group of friends together to go to the bar Wednesday morning after we got out of work. And we drank, and played pool, and drank some more. And I happily left with a winning billiards record for the day. The only bad part about staying up and drinking till Noon is the fact that I still needed sleep. So I slept until about 7. And I have to be at work tomorrow for training at 10am. Fuck.

And now on to some sports. The Detroit Pistons. Oohhhhhh, the Pistons. Why do they torture me so? I mean, I’m very, VERY happy that they won tonight, but damn. Seriously, letting your team go down 3-1 before you finally decide to step up? And now they have to go back to Miami.

And the Detroit Tigers. What the fuck? You tease me with a beautiful start to the season, and then go ahead and lose 4 in a fucking row. Come on, you have the best record in the league. This is the best you’ve done in almost ten years. Since the good ole Sparky Anderson days. Now, I can understand a loss every now and then. But four in row? OK, brush ‘em off. You’re still in first place by a game and a half. Now go kick some ass.

And one more week before I go Camping!!!!

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I saw X Men: The Last Stand yesterday. There will be a nice writeup over at The Chads Movie Reviews.

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This post even required a new category, entitled “I HATE PEOPLE!”. Why? Becouse, I HATE PEOPLE! Seriously, if I dont actually know you, chances are good that I hate you. Don’t take it personally, becouse I dont personally hate you, I just hate people in general. Three years working as an electronics salesman (1 year Radio Shack, 2 years Best Buy) did that to me. I hate all you fuckers. Did you actually read the card in front of the product telling you about it? NO! You waited and asked me, and then I just read the fucking card. Dumb Jackasses.

Anyway, I just finished reading all the comments left over on Hamburgers blog for his pic of the Fat Girl. Damn. Now, I’m not gonna try and defend him, becouse he obviously can do that for himself, but damnit people, WTF? All you people need to take the baseball bat all the way out of your ass and simply:

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Also, get a sense of humor. Jeez you people are retarted. No wonder I hate the general public.

Really, I have friends who are overweight. I know family of friends that are overweight. But take a fucking joke. My brothers stepson a mental disease, which also causes him to want to eat all the time, thus making him overweight. I love him just the same. That doesn’t stop me from calling people FUCKING RETARDS! 

Also on the topic, Grocery Shoppers. I bitched about this a bit on my old blog, but I haven’t touched on it here. And I had to go grocery shopping today. And here are my complaints:

1. If you see someone coming down the aile, get the fuck out of the way.

2. Please do not stop suddenly, especially right in the middle of the aile.

3. If you want to take a total of 3 steps per minute, please get the fuck out of my way.

4. If you plan on using a check as payment, KEEP YOUR LICENCE CLOSE BY! I dont like waiting ten minutes for you as you look for in in your purse.

5. Kids……I’ve talked about this here before. And even if you haven’t read it or don’t remember it, you should already get what I’m talking about.

6. Cashiers. Need I say more? And the next one of those asshole who says to me: “How about this weather?” is gonna get bitchslapped and then get his head slammed into the register.

And now, once again, on to Oregon Drivers. These past two days have just pissed me off. Either I get behind some fucker who wants to drive 5-10Mph below the speed limit, some other asshole who slams his brakes the second he sees a yellow light, or the jackass who feels the need to actually slow down for the light curves on the 40mph road. Seriously, I can’t stand the drivers in this state. Some of you might find this a bit harsh, and while I don’t give a shit what you think, anybody who is not from this crapass state but has either moved here or done some extensive driving through it knows exactly what I’m talking about.

Keep on fightin’ Chris!

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Well, the Pistons did what they usually do. Come back when their backs are against the wall. How about that game 7, huh? Holding Lebron to practically nothing in that second half. And you gotta give it up for Lindsay Hunter. He was a total difference maker late in the Third and early in the Fourth. And now, Miami (who have been on vacation all week).

Also, The Detroit Tigers are once again back on top. They won again today, their 9th win in the past 10 games, and the Chicago White Sox lost, which puts the Tigers a full game ahead in First Place. Go Tigers!

 Moving on. We actually got some REAL weather here in Oregon today. A real Thunderstorm. With lightning and all. It made work a complete bitch (well, not for me, but for the most of my teammates and other coworkers), but it was nice to actually see some different weather other than just plain old FUCKING RAIN.

Also in the news today, they demolished the old Nuclear facility up in Washington this morning. I plan to have a video of it posted on Tuesday. It rocked. This facility has long been thought to be the basis behind the Simpsons Nuclear plant in Springfield, as not only does it look just like it, but also becouse Matt Groening grew up here in Oregon.

UPDATE: I’m lazy, and decided not to go through the hassle of hooking the lappy up to my dvr and trying to get the transfer working, so I’ll just go ahead and give you a link to a great video of the Trojan Nuclear Cooling Tower Implosion. It’s Rocksor.

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Today is my birthday.

I’m 25.

My mom felt it necessary to point out the fact that I’m now a quarter of a century (becouse I couldn’t figure that out on my own).

Yep, getting old.

Update: A few of us went out to Rialtos Pool Hall Downtown and played on thier 9ft tables for a few hours. I started out with a couple Kamikazies, and then proceeded with beer. Lots and lots of beer. After Rialtos, we went to some local bar (which shut down early becouse the bartender is a dick), and then went back to a friends place and taught them all how to play Euchre. This turned out to be a huge challenge for the drunk people (me included).

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