Shut the F*ck up!
May 25, 2006 10:03 pmThis post even required a new category, entitled “I HATE PEOPLE!”. Why? Becouse, I HATE PEOPLE! Seriously, if I dont actually know you, chances are good that I hate you. Don’t take it personally, becouse I dont personally hate you, I just hate people in general. Three years working as an electronics salesman (1 year Radio Shack, 2 years Best Buy) did that to me. I hate all you fuckers. Did you actually read the card in front of the product telling you about it? NO! You waited and asked me, and then I just read the fucking card. Dumb Jackasses.
Anyway, I just finished reading all the comments left over on Hamburgers blog for his pic of the Fat Girl. Damn. Now, I’m not gonna try and defend him, becouse he obviously can do that for himself, but damnit people, WTF? All you people need to take the baseball bat all the way out of your ass and simply:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Also, get a sense of humor. Jeez you people are retarted. No wonder I hate the general public.
Really, I have friends who are overweight. I know family of friends that are overweight. But take a fucking joke. My brothers stepson a mental disease, which also causes him to want to eat all the time, thus making him overweight. I love him just the same. That doesn’t stop me from calling people FUCKING RETARDS!
Also on the topic, Grocery Shoppers. I bitched about this a bit on my old blog, but I haven’t touched on it here. And I had to go grocery shopping today. And here are my complaints:
1. If you see someone coming down the aile, get the fuck out of the way.
2. Please do not stop suddenly, especially right in the middle of the aile.
3. If you want to take a total of 3 steps per minute, please get the fuck out of my way.
4. If you plan on using a check as payment, KEEP YOUR LICENCE CLOSE BY! I dont like waiting ten minutes for you as you look for in in your purse.
5. Kids……I’ve talked about this here before. And even if you haven’t read it or don’t remember it, you should already get what I’m talking about.
6. Cashiers. Need I say more? And the next one of those asshole who says to me: “How about this weather?” is gonna get bitchslapped and then get his head slammed into the register.
And now, once again, on to Oregon Drivers. These past two days have just pissed me off. Either I get behind some fucker who wants to drive 5-10Mph below the speed limit, some other asshole who slams his brakes the second he sees a yellow light, or the jackass who feels the need to actually slow down for the light curves on the 40mph road. Seriously, I can’t stand the drivers in this state. Some of you might find this a bit harsh, and while I don’t give a shit what you think, anybody who is not from this crapass state but has either moved here or done some extensive driving through it knows exactly what I’m talking about.
Keep on fightin’ Chris!
Categories: I HATE PEOPLE!, Oregon Drivers
4 Responses to “Shut the F*ck up!”
Having a bad day mate?
I absolutely agree with you. People are stupid fucking morons.
Oh, yeah. Not just morons, but fucking morons, and not only that, but specifically the stupid kind.
Later.
That’s o.k., I understand…several years working in retail did that to me to.
I’m pretty sure I also hate you.
I am going to continue fighting. Seriously, fuck that bitch. Was it so fucking hard to read the BIG FUCKING ASS DISCLAIMER at the top of my page declaring that ‘none of this is serious’???? She threw a fucking fit and I tried to point at the disclaimer as a point of reference for her, but apparently the Big Mac she was eating blocked that part of my blog.
Honestly, some people who read my blog and complain are completely retarded and by some, I mean all. If you read my blog and get pissed off at something you need to get kicked in the face because it’s a fucking joke. If you don’t have a sense of humor don’t come back. I made it very clear to her but the bacon grease from her morning McGriddle must have temporarily blinded her and kept her from reading something that’d keep her from looking like a dumbass.
Really, who goes onto a random person’s blog and tries to preach? Women with no life: that’s who.
Fuck the police!
I am not from this crap ass state, and I do know exactly what you are talking about. The more people I find around here who are not from around here, the more I hear the same thing about these fucktard drivers and these ass-punk gas pumpers. You may hate people, I hate everybody in this fucking state. Fuck this fucking state. Bunch of fucking cock-suckers. Fuck you all…thanks.
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