World Of Chad

What do I think? Part Three

July 31, 2006 5:06 am

Nobody asked for it, so you’re gonna get. A straight shot of my thoughts that will bypass your liver and go right to your brain. And now, I Think…..

The next person that fucks with my music at work is gonna get a wafer wand straight up their ass.

I think the new song from Steve Holy - Brand New Girlfriend, is fucking hilarious.

The next time the Angels decide to change their damn name (California Angels, Anahiem, The LA Angels of Anahiem) the league should kick thier ass out, and then maybe Portland might be able to get a fucking ball club. Roy Rogers would never have stood for this name changing crap.

If the Detroit Red Wings are gonna stick with Chris Osgood as thier main goalie, they should definately bring up Jimmy Howard. That kid will kick ass. Update: WTF? The Red Wings have Re-Signed Dominik Hasek? AS THEIR STARTING GOALTENDER!?! Are you fucking kidding me?

If I’m gonna actually have to get dressed up this weekend, I better be getting drunk.

Lance Bass is gay. One down, Four to go.

I think I might actually be developing an immunity to coffee (though I still require at least half a pot when I wake up)

That Corazon commercial with the nasty lady asking if the guy wants to pet her chihuahua is just fucking disgusting.

Tom Berenger is the worst actor on the Planet. Paul Walker is second.

Quitting smoking blows. I dont mind the absence of nicotene. Never have. I go my entire weekend all the time without smoking. What blows is the boredom at work when I dont go down and hang out in the “smokeshack” (designated smoking area) with all the other smokers and bullshit with them.

If all you’re gonna do is call me for tech support anymore, don’t bother calling me at all. Ever.

I’m getting tired of working nights, yet I find the people on day shift a bunch of fucking rejects that I would never even imagine myself working with without choking the ever-loving shit out of at least 3 of them each and every single day.

I may see somebody someday about fixing my social anxiety problems.

Eureka on the SciFi channel is a kickass new show.

Fred Durst I found this picture a long time ago. I once thought the same was true for me. I couldn’t stand going without one. I somehow quit wearing a hat six months ago, and can barely stand to wear one now.

I think I need a beer.

10 Responses to “What do I think? Part Three”

Gravatar Miss Britt wrote a comment on July 31, 2006

Well, over at MY world… I’m your new pimp. Which makes you my bitch I think. :-)

And I can empathize with quitting at work. Those little bastards on the smoking deck are what finally did me in.

Gravatar Dawn wrote a comment on August 1, 2006

Don’t you give in to those bastards on the smoking deck! You know what my husband used to do when he was quitting? Every single day, multiple times a day in the beginning of his quit, whenever he felt like a cigarette he would look at pictures of some 30 year old dude online who was dying of lung cancer. It reminded him why he was quitting. He’s been smoke free for years now.

Gravatar Janet wrote a comment on August 1, 2006

I don’t know, you really think Berenger is the worst? At least Walker is easy on the eyes- so that automatically ups him a few points.:)

Thanks for the bid on my blog- I went in a different direction this week, but I hope that doesnt stop you from commenting and bidding again!:)

Gravatar Hamburger wrote a comment on August 1, 2006

I heart beer.

Gravatar The Chad wrote a comment on August 1, 2006

Yeah, quitting sucks. I’m extremely bored on my breaks now. The bar this weekend will be the real test.

Yes, Tom Berenger and Paul Walker are Horrible. If they could ever do something that doesn’t sound like they’re reading straight from the script, I’d be impressed.

And Burger, yes, so do I.

Gravatar mary wrote a comment on August 2, 2006

Amen to beer. It cures all woes. Well, almost all of them. Hey, Tom Berenger was in this movie called Shattered which I named the kid after. Funny, huh? I’m not disputing he can’t act, oh no. Totally agree on the Angels! PDX needs a team, dammit!

Gravatar Ryan wrote a comment on August 3, 2006

“Lance Bass is gay. One down, Four to go.”

OMG, so true, and so simply stated.

Gravatar Angel wrote a comment on August 5, 2006

You are awesome. I saw your site reviewed on IT2M and she loves you. That’s a first. I think you are my new hero. Your a freakin’ riot.

I’m just a lowly ol’ mama blogger that the review bitches hate, but I have a big evil side.

Oh and I love that fact that you can rock out AND like some country too! That’s rare… and just like me!

Gravatar Angel wrote a comment on August 5, 2006

Oh and correction, Steven Segal is the worsts actor on the planet then comes Tom Beringer. But, there is one difference between to the two… I fucking HATE Steven Segal and think he’s a creepy fuck. But I like Tom.

Gravatar World Of Chad » Blog Archive » Playing Dressup sent a pingback on August 5, 2006

[…] Yeah, so I had a bit of an interesting day on Saturday. The only thing that I though I had going on was to go to a friends wedding. Yippie (or so I thought). For those that know me personally, not only do I not care for weddings, but I despise the fact that I actually have to get dressed up. I luckily have a job with no real dress code as long as I wear those nice bunny suits in the clean room. I hate dressing up. And as I thought about it this past week, I realized that the only “Nice” clothes that I had were about 5 years old and not so nice anymore. So, off I went to get new shit. $100 later, I got the crap I needed to look spiffy. Anyways, it was a good Wedding. I enjoyed it, and as I said in the last I Think post, Yeah, I got fucking hammered. […]

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