Major Suckage
September 22, 2006 7:21 pmThis week has been a string of dissapointments. First off, after last week where I spent about 4 hours on the phone with my cousin trying to fix my Dads computer, I had them ship the hard drive to me so I could just set the shit up myself, the right way. I made that fucker parent-proof, installing Firefox, Thunderbird, and all the antivirus and spyware shit you could dream of, along with one badass firewall that requires a special password, which my parents shall never ever know. If I ever have to fix that thing again, they’re getting linux and the only thing they’ll be able to access is known email and Ebay.
Next, after the Neurologist told my doctor last week that he would get me in AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, the soonest they could get me in is three weeks (well, down to two weeks now). Awesome.
My mom has bugged the shit out of me for the past few weeks to go see a chiropractor, so I finally went (mainly becouse, sorry to say, I just wanted her to shut up about it). And, turns out, with my astounding luck, I picked the one fucking hippie chiropractor who doesn’t like to move shit, he just likes to use his hippie thumper tool and tell me I need to take his hippie fishpills.
So, after a secod visit today, I called and cancelled my next appt, and called a REAL chiropractor. I made sure of this by asking this: Do you move stuff around like a normal chiropractor, or are you one those “new age” type. Once he finished laughing, he acknowledged that he actually moved stuff around like a chiropractor should.
Also, after getting papers to go back to work, with restictions of no glasses or helmet (clean room bunny suit helmet), I thought I might actually get to go do something and earn some real money. But, alas, I was turned down as they usually do. My boss told me to go home. Then, my leave provider was trying to get me a sort-of temp job where I work at a desk, but that got shot down as well. I think they all hate me and just want me to have no money (and possibly no truck). I’ve asked this before, but, any rich people out there wanna give me money? Like a spare mill or so? Maybe just a grand?
Lets see, what else? Oh yeah, the fucking rainy season started in. Awesome, 8 fucking months of nothing but rain. Wonderful.
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8 Responses to “Major Suckage”
My lovely Dell Inspiron piece of shit has gone T-U yet again… maybe you could start a new business where people send you their fucked up Windows hard drives and you fix them so they don’t have to reinstall the OS every three months. That would be refreshing.
^I’ll refrain from saying nasty things about Dells.^
But my roomate’s Laptop (Dell) is now no longer recognizing its wireless card, among other things. Which is beyond what I can fix.
Are you sure you want to allow your parent’s access to Ebay?
Awwwwww…!!! That new age chiropractor would irritate the shit outta me as well! Hate that! Hope the new guy will be able to help you.
Your boss just sounds like a total shit! Wish I could help you on the financing part, but I’ve been looking for a sugar daddy myself… actually…
Sorry about doing the raindance… I didn’t mean to send it over to you!
I’ll just give you a big hug! Maybe that’ll work!
A. - Ahh, I get the “parents and computers don’t mix” thing now:) And, VERY true!
B. Fucking specialists.
C. Mom’s love their boys… and I would have paid anything to see you deal with this hippie chiropractor! HA!
D. Sorry about the job, they are dumb-fucks and I’ll clean out my sofa for you and send the remnets… sorry in advance for any Trix or fuzz mixed in with the change.
E. Move to San Diego or Phoenix. You either get perfect weather year round or 300 days of sunshine and massive heat 6 months a year. Take your pick.
That is all.
fish pills for a sore/mislocated back? lmfao!
Dave2 - good idea, but that means I might just have to deal with people. I hate people.
Cim - luckily, Ebay is the one thing they do know. My dad was using ebay back when they had 4 digit auction #’s
DB - yeah, I wasn’t too impressed. that stupid thumper tool made me wanna smack him.
Angel - Phoenix might be in the future, if I put in for a transfer.
Dawn - yeah, thats what I thought.
I’m sorry to hear about all the problems you are having but Dave has an excellent idea. You would only have to deal with people at the beginning and end. Like when they first have the problem and after you fix the problem. You would do all of the work in between. It sounds like you have the knowledge and with most PCs that have such short guarentee periods…well…just sayin’.
Ever write a business plan? I’m all geeky like that. You can research how to do that for the state you live in. Helps figure out how much to charge and all that crap.
I’m from there… loved it. But it’s hot and traffic sucks. Other than that, it all ROCKS! It’s gorgeous, I love the mountains, it rains only a few times a year, there are TONS of hot chics there (not that I’m homo, but I know a hottie when I see one), and the winters are AWESOME! You just don’t get any better than winter in Phx. Seriously. I had a friend who worked in bunny suits for Motorola… you have a future there I’m sure:)
My mom and sis live there still. I go back once or twice a year.
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