About four years ago I was cruising through a Maxim, when I came across an article about a new type of wine for Halloween, Vampire Wine. Well, I was just getting into a small wine phase at the time (not knowing about the disastrous hangovers to follow) and figured that I needed to check it out. When I finally found it, I got a couple bottles, as a friend of mine also wanted to try it. Anyway, I took it home, popped the cork, and poured a few glasses for me and my roommates. And here were my first thoughts:

HOLY HEAVY DRY MOUTH BATMAN!

Yeah, not sure where the batman came from, but anyway, it is some dry shit. After that year, I never saw it again. I looked for it every fall, but to no avail. Until this week. R and I had just got back from playing pool (where I kicked ass), and needed some more beer to hold us over. As we were walking back to the cashier, I glanced down at the wine sidecap, and what before my wandering eyes did appear? VAMPIRE WINE!

And now, I once again have heavy, dry, wonderful wine to enjoy this Halloween.

I just gotta keep it to a couple glasses. I really don’t need a hangover since I’m plannning on meeting my work buddies down at the bar Wednesday morning after I get up (as they’ll just be getting out of work to start their weekend).

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