I’ve seen quizzes like this all around, but while I know they are made to be stupid, I’d actually like a serious one for once, for near normal people. So, I’m making my own.

1. Did you not only sigh the biggest sigh of relief ever once you saw that Apple had introduced the iPhone, but you also thought it was the coolest fucking phone ever?

- Me, yeah. Finally! I’ve been waiting for that damn phone for the last year. Of course, I won’t be able to get it, since iHate Cingular, and they will most likely never have one for Nextel. And I totally thought that it was the coolest fucking phone ever.

2. Do you ever miss a front page story on Digg.com?

- Me? Never.

3. When you get bored, do you browse the upcoming stories on Digg.com?

- Yep.

4. A. Do you have your own REAL website (not blogger/geocities/etc…)?

- Me? Well…duh.

B. Do you actually know how to edit the code for it?

- Me? Damn right I do. Well, HTML. Beyond that…not so much.

5. Have you ever installed a different OS on a portable/gaming device that it was not meant for?

- Me? Hells Fucking Yes I have. My PDA has a totally diff OS than it should have, and my modded Xbox runs Xbox Media Center, as well as Linux.

6. Do You have more than 1 monitor hooked up to your main computer?

- Me? Abso-fucking-lutely. 1 19″ Widescreen LCD and one 17″ standard LCD.

7. Is the only time you use your printer to print out Google Maps?

- Me? Pretty much.

8. If you dont already have a water cooled CPU, do you leave the side cover off to help keep the temps down?

- Me? Of course. P4’s run damn hot, especially the 3.6 jigawatt chips.

9. Do you somewhat wish you were living in Taiwan just for the Technology(ex: free wifi everywhere)?

- Almost.

10. If you cant get rid of a virus or fix a serious problem after a few hours, do you just say fuck it and format the HD?

- Every now and then. Actually, alot.

11. Do you totally wish you could afford a really nice Mac?

- If only the Intel Macs were out when I bought my laptop.

12. Did you tell your Broadband ISP to take their Cable Modem and shove it and go buy your own(A real one!)?

- Damn straight. That surfboard they gave me was a piece of shit. Got me nice Linksys now.

13. Every now and then, do attemp to hack your neighbors wifi connection just for fun?

- Well….yeah. Why not?

14. Do you keep spare hard drives around for testing out other OS’s or just for what-the-fuck-ever?

- At least 2.

15. Can you install ATI Drivers into linux?

- Fuck no. That crap pissed me off so bad. If anybody out there knows how, please let me know.

16. Do you sometimes wish you could just change the channel and start browsing the web on your tv, being able to view it at a decent resolution with good picture quality? (I ask this asuming some of you with laptops have hooked it to the tv and gawked at the horrible image).

- I used to, but since I got my Wii, NOT ANYMORE BABY!

Alright, that should do it for now. Go ahead and take the quiz, IF YOU DARE!

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