The Psycho Sonic
January 12, 2007 2:50 pmA couple months ago they opened up a Sonic a few blocks from my place. This is the first Sonic in the area, so naturally, it was packed. And remained that way for a long time. It still gets packed around lunch and dinner time, but the rest of the time it isn’t too bad. Today was actually my chance to go there, as every other time I go over there, there is a mile long line coming out the ass-end of the grocery store parking lot it’s connected to, so I usually just say screw it and go over to KFC or Panera Bread. Now, while the food was great (though I wasn’t too thrilled with the tater tots), I have to complain about one thing.
The Parking Lot.
As with all parking lots in Oregon, it was messed up. For those of you unfamiliar, Oregon has some fucked up parking lots. Seriously. But this one, this one is the absolute worst. By the time you have exited the drive-thru ore even the stalls, you have done 2 full circles around the building. 2 and a half if you come from a diff way. And lets not forget that when you exit, you have to hope there isn’t too long of a line, or else you’ll sitting there waiting for the drive-thru people to move forward so you could hopefully get by them, only to hope there still isn’t a second line coming from around the other side, so that maybe then and only then, will you able to exit.

Yes, the picture sucks, but I was in a hurry, and you get the idea, right?
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5 Responses to “The Psycho Sonic”
Sounds like the Sonic Parking lot here!
I bet it took someone with six years of college to design that
Wow that is fucked up. The Sonic’s here don’t have drive thru’s - they only have the stalls. So the driveway is simple and the entrance and exit are side by side. Although it is one way, so you do have to drive around the building at some point. But only once.
Never mind. Our Sonics suck too. And I agree with Travis about the six years of college lol
Hey I think the guy that did y’all Sonic had a hand in our as well! I stopped going there after only two visits due to the parking lot douchebaggery. Which is a shame really because I dig their Cherry Limeades sigh
Can someone please explain to me what is so magestic about Sonic??? It is just fast food right? Then what is the point in waiting a half hour in line for it? I just don’t understand.
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