Pinch Me. Maybe I’ll Wake Up.
April 25, 2007 7:30 pmLife is just getting odd. Suckish odd. The head pain is still there. The acupuncture ain’t doing shit. I only have one more session, then I’m moving on to massage therapy. One of the irritating parts of this whole ordeal is that people just don’t understand that these are not headaches. I’m well aware of what a headache and a migraine feel like. These are not either. This is pain. Every time I mention this to someone, their all like “I take Excedrin Migraine” or “I’ve had bad headaches before, and I did….whatever”. Thats nice. Thats not what this is. If it were, I’m sure one of the eight different doctors I’ve seen might have figured it out by now. I’m always grateful for new advice, but alot of this is coming from people who I’ve talked to about this before, and they just can’t seem to get it their heads that their problems are totally different. Great, you had migraines. I’ve been on the strongest migraine medicine ever made and it didn’t do shit but put me in a trance while I sat on the couch for six hours, and then the pain came right back the next day.
I don’t mean to be an ass, but damnit, I need to vent, and with all the little things adding up this past week or so, I’m about to snap.
People at work pissing me off with their dumbass charts, or not giving me the info I need becouse they think it might be funny.
The people who manage my apartment whining about a carport problem. For some dumbass reason, my real carport is on the other end of my building, and the carport I use belongs to someone one the other end near my real carport. A long time ago, we switched becouse it just made no fucking sense. Well, they moved out and someone new moved in and started freaking out becouse the managers up there had their heads up their asses when they assigned carports.
The drivers have gotten worse. 9 out of 10 people I’ve gotten behind this past week have gone at least 10mph under the speed limit. I’m not even exagerating. It’s been that fucking bad.
I made the mistake of going grocery shopping on Sunday afternoon. That place was packed, and they had 3 FUCKING LANES OPEN. Out of 20, they had 3. WHAT THE FUCK?
All of a sudden, playing Tiger Woods Golf on the Wii, I cant hit a single ball straight. Every single shot goes way to the right, even though it says I hit it straight. Fucking bullshit.
I’ve reinstalled Linux four times this week becouse shit wont work the way it’s supposed to. Fucking Fiest Fawn. I’m ready to go back to Edgy Eft. At least that shit worked for me.
Barry Bonds is getting closer and closer to passing Hank Aaron. Fuck you, you steriod filled mother fucker.
Alright. I’m done.
Categories: I HATE PEOPLE!, Oregon Drivers, WTF?, Rant, Work Sucks
9 Responses to “Pinch Me. Maybe I'll Wake Up.”
k, I’m a new lurker through Dutchy I think. Don’t know what you’ve tried for the headache, but I went to acupuncture, all that for my back, so I’m just throwing shit out in case you haven’t tried it - not to be yet another dumbass (my spam word btw - could be fitting, who knows). Chiropractor and/or traction - if there’s something whacked in there causing the pain, either - or of these could seriously bring it back in. Has anyone even thought to give you an MRI? If I remember right, it’s head pain, but close to the ear - teeth? Infection/impacted? That could be without actually causing a tooth ache.
AND. If you’ve already ruled these out, I truly am a late lurker/dumbass………good luck with it though!
This reminds me of the things people say when my insomnia somehow comes up in conversation… they seem to think I’m stupid because I don’t know how to drink a glass of warm milk or take a sleeping pill, or pop melatonin (or whatever)… when that’s not the problem at all. FALLING asleep is entirely different issue from getting a decent night’s rest. Unless people know what it’s like to only get 3 or 4 hours of sleep each night no matter what you do or what pills you take… well, they just aren’t going to understand (and yes, I’ve tried Ambien CR!).
Hope you find a way to feel better soon… I type now at 5:30am after having went to bed at 2:00am.
I can’t believe I had to type “pistons” without some fun adjectives before and/or after. Sheesh.
Ya ever think this head pain is ’cause of your stress level? All that repressed anger eating away at you?! :o) Maybe you need an outlet.
And I’m with ya on the Barry Bonds thing, but something to look forward to, at least - if he keeps it up - ol’ A Rod will be passing him in a few years.
Well, I certainly don’t want to be one of those people who are giving crap advice, but have you had a CAT Scan yet?
Dude, when I have a headache…oops. Wrong conversation. Good luck though, finding some relief. Maybe sex? Not that I’m offerin or nuthin…
I feel you on the woes of finding a place to park at the supermarket! Does your grocery store have those fucking annoying “parent with child” designated parking spaces?
Arrrggghhh
that shit pisses me the hell OFF!
My headaches usually go away with a few stiff drinks….but I’m sure you’ve tried that!
Having a groovy day, are we? I’ve gotten behind some real asshole drivers lately myself. WTF?
Like I’ve been saying to get rid of the head pain, when it starts:
BFH(big fucking hammer)+Hand=No more head pain.
So maybe you have a tumor and you should quit dumping you money into that needle poking stuff. I have heard that gay sex is good for headaches. You should give it a try.
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