Yeah, I’ll pass. As cool as it would be to have one, I think I’ll save the $500 (along with my sanity dealing with AT&T again).

Besides, while the iPhone seems pretty badass, after reading all the crap on Digg the past couple of days, I feel confident I’m making the right choice (becouse it’s SUCH a big deal and all).

Plus, I’m gonna wait until my Nextel contract is up in January, and then go get a Helio Ocean. Yep, that’s the way to go…for me at least.

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Holy Shit! There’s a squirrel on the side of the road, I need to slow down.

Fuck, it’s raining, as usual. Well, I guess I should continue driving slow like I do everyday.

I think the guy behind me is in a hurry. I should slow down so he knows to go around me.

OH FUCK! A YELLOW LIGHT! SLAM ON THE BREAKS!

This red light is blinking. I guess I should just wait until it stops blinking.

Right of Way? Never heard of it.

Hmm….a red light, just like the 10 I hit in the past mile. I need to make a right turn. oooh oooh, theres a spot I can take. The guy I’m pulling out in front of won’t mind.

Damnit, my phone is dead. Now what am I gonna do on the drive home?

Oh wow, an accident! I guess I should slow down to a crawl so I can stare at the unfortunate people.

This guy is trying to merge in my lane. I think I should match his speed so he knows I was in this lane first.

The left lane is so nice to drive in. It allows me to go slower than the rest of the people in the right lane.

Look! An organic fruit stand! I should slow down now, 1/4 mile before I need to get off the road.

OH SHIT! The guy in front of me just tapped his breaks! I should hit mine for a few seconds so everyone behind me knows to do the same.

This lane is going kind of slow. The lane next to me looks the same, but I should get over there just in case.      …….nope, looks like I should get back where I was, but the guy beside me is matching my speed and won’t let me in. Doesn’t he know that was my spot? I guess I’ll just stear into the lane and take it. He’ll stop for me.

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Yes, you read that right. If you don’t believe me, go read it again. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Alrighty then, here we go.

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Man, I am really dry for bloggin crap right now.

My NewlyWed friends are back from their honeymoon. We hung out and had a cookout yesterday.

I found out that the nice Audi TT that parks out in front of my apt is owned by a Smokin’ (SMOKIN!) hot blonde that live 2 floors above me.

I’m finally on facebook, and somehow, people have found me. Cool.

The Detroit Tigers are in First Place! WOOOHOOO!

I get to go camping in a couple weeks, and it’s about fucking time. Were leaving July 5th. It would be the 4th, but come on, I gotta go see The Transformers on that day.

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It took me a bit, but I finally started coming up with some new thoughts. This is just a taste of how my totally badass mind works. Take these thoughts, use them, and someday, maybe even love them. Yes, they are that super awesome.

I think:

I should never have stopped collecting Baseball Cards. I could be rich by now.

Wii is in serious need of a real baseball game. Seriously.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer was freaking awesome. Way, way better than the first one. Watchin’ that dude bitch slap those missiles was just plain badass.

Butters from South Park is quite possibly the greatest character ever. The Only cooler character is Bender from Futurama.

Dont Think Red. Dont Think Blue. Think for Yourself.

Comcast needs to get off their ass and get me some more freaking High-Def channels. Preferably Animal Planet, The History Channel, and FX. Maybe even Comedy Central while you’re at it.

Coldplay sucks ass. (of course, I’m pretty sure this is a well known fact)

Planet Earth is the best (absolutely the fucking greatest!) shit ever filmed. If you havent watched it yet, go buy it. You wont regret it.

Paris says she’s tired of acting dumb. So… she’s just gonna be dumb for real from now on?

I need to stop being a pack-rat. I need to do a serious clean sweep through this apartment and get rid of some shit, no matter how much I think I might use it in the distant future.

Nelly Furtado is quite possibly the most talented Music Artist ever. Period.

Gary Sheffield just needs to shutup and hit more home runs.

I’m so fucking happy that No Doubt is getting back together. Gwen sucks solo (minus The Sweet Escape, but that song is so freakin overplayed).

The Detroit Lions need at least a .500 season this year. ’nuff said.

I almost hope that American Idol doesn’t return, for fear of another Sanjaya misfortune. Almost.

I wanna go back to Michigan. That is all.

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