It took me a bit, but I finally started coming up with some new thoughts. This is just a taste of how my totally badass mind works. Take these thoughts, use them, and someday, maybe even love them. Yes, they are that super awesome.

I think:

I should never have stopped collecting Baseball Cards. I could be rich by now.

Wii is in serious need of a real baseball game. Seriously.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer was freaking awesome. Way, way better than the first one. Watchin’ that dude bitch slap those missiles was just plain badass.

Butters from South Park is quite possibly the greatest character ever. The Only cooler character is Bender from Futurama.

Dont Think Red. Dont Think Blue. Think for Yourself.

Comcast needs to get off their ass and get me some more freaking High-Def channels. Preferably Animal Planet, The History Channel, and FX. Maybe even Comedy Central while you’re at it.

Coldplay sucks ass. (of course, I’m pretty sure this is a well known fact)

Planet Earth is the best (absolutely the fucking greatest!) shit ever filmed. If you havent watched it yet, go buy it. You wont regret it.

Paris says she’s tired of acting dumb. So… she’s just gonna be dumb for real from now on?

I need to stop being a pack-rat. I need to do a serious clean sweep through this apartment and get rid of some shit, no matter how much I think I might use it in the distant future.

Nelly Furtado is quite possibly the most talented Music Artist ever. Period.

Gary Sheffield just needs to shutup and hit more home runs.

I’m so fucking happy that No Doubt is getting back together. Gwen sucks solo (minus The Sweet Escape, but that song is so freakin overplayed).

The Detroit Lions need at least a .500 season this year. ’nuff said.

I almost hope that American Idol doesn’t return, for fear of another Sanjaya misfortune. Almost.

I wanna go back to Michigan. That is all.

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