I got some hatemail today! Well, a comment anyway. Apparently, some jackass did a google search for “ITT Tech Sucks” and came here to my About Me page, where I mention that I went to ITT. Anyway, here’s what he said:

What your a dumbass for going to ITT Tech. Many students have to go to a real college even just to learn the fundamentals to do the job. ITT Tech sucks. Bad investment. I had a ITT Tech student do an intern program and they messed up my computer systems and it cost over $500,000 to fix the screw up. ITT Tech Sucks.

So….I’m a dumbass becouse I graduated college and got an awesome, easy job. Yep, that sounds about right. I’m glad to hear that some retard you hired fucked up your shit, but that wasn’t me, was it? Oh, and thanks for the late breaking news about ITT. I’m well aware about how lousy it is, but it’s about 8 years too late, so I guess I’ll just have to deal with it and try to overcome this mounting sadness that you have bestowed upon me.

Get a life retard. Oh, and you need some fucking grammer lessons.

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3 movies came out on dvd today that I am totally buying.

300 - The 3rd most badass movie ever made, right behind The Transformers and Black Hawk Down.

Hot Fuzz - I havent seen it yet, but come on, from the guys who made Shaun of the Dead? It has to be awesome.

 Pathfinder - havent seen this one either, but it lookass pretty kickass. Actually, the more I think about it, I may just rent this one.

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I’ve been drinking Black & Tans all weekend. Why? Becouse they are really, really fucking good.

I finally bought a snowboard today. Some kid was selling his on Craigslist for $75, and it was pretty nice, in great shape. I had gone and looked at another one earlier in the day that another guy was selling, along with boots and jacket and gloves and pants. Yeah, the whole 9 yards. But, the board had a massive gash on the bottom side, and there was no way I was getting it.

Still no word on whether or not I passed the criminal background check for my new apartment. Looks like I may have to step up it to blackmail.

I watched a few movies over the weekend. The Break Up. Damn did that ever suck. I got tired of their bitching within a half hour. 

 Apocalypto. Interesting movie. Even though it was in the end, ultimately, a love story, it was still totally fucking badass. Not quite as badass as The Transformers or 300, but badass nonetheless.

Black Snake Moan. Now this was was, just…um… I don’t know. Cool. A great movie. Sure, the title is dumb. The previews made it look ridiculous. But damnit, it was just a great freakin movie. The previews showed nothing of what the movie was actually about. Sure, the first 15 minutes makes the movie look like a raunchy piece of trash, but you soon realize that there is much more than that. And what makes it even better? You get to see Christina Ricci’s boobies. And they are nice boobies.

The Hills Have Eyes 2. Eh. You’re led to believe that a team of badass rangers or some shit is out there getting fucked over by the radiated mutant rejects. But in reality, it’s a group of national guard dumbass trainees. Oh, and they cant act worth a shit. The funny part is that they made sure they got the diversity part down pat. A couple white guys, a couple black guys, a mexican, a hot chick, and a hot latino chick. They had an asian in the beginning, but he got cut in half in about 30 seconds. All in all, still the same movie as the first one, even has the anti-war peace lovin-hippie-turned-badass as the first one.

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I went and found a new apartment today, as my current lease is up in a month and this place is just too damn expensive. So, I found a place just about a mile away and for $100 less per month, and they take large dogs! So, I’m all good.

 All I have to do now is hope I pass the Criminal Background check. That might be dificult with all the pending murder charges and money laundering investigations going on, but I’m pretty confident I’ll beat those raps, no matter who I have to bribe.

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When is the next Transformers Movie coming?

Why does the rat dog pee whenever I look at him wrong?

When will Jessica Alba get naked?

Will Gambit be in the next X-Men movie?

When will the media (especially ESPN) realize that the Yankees arent worth the attention they give them?

When will Jessica Beal get naked?

 To Be Continued…

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