I’ve been drinking Black & Tans all weekend. Why? Becouse they are really, really fucking good.

I finally bought a snowboard today. Some kid was selling his on Craigslist for $75, and it was pretty nice, in great shape. I had gone and looked at another one earlier in the day that another guy was selling, along with boots and jacket and gloves and pants. Yeah, the whole 9 yards. But, the board had a massive gash on the bottom side, and there was no way I was getting it.

Still no word on whether or not I passed the criminal background check for my new apartment. Looks like I may have to step up it to blackmail.

I watched a few movies over the weekend. The Break Up. Damn did that ever suck. I got tired of their bitching within a half hour. 

 Apocalypto. Interesting movie. Even though it was in the end, ultimately, a love story, it was still totally fucking badass. Not quite as badass as The Transformers or 300, but badass nonetheless.

Black Snake Moan. Now this was was, just…um… I don’t know. Cool. A great movie. Sure, the title is dumb. The previews made it look ridiculous. But damnit, it was just a great freakin movie. The previews showed nothing of what the movie was actually about. Sure, the first 15 minutes makes the movie look like a raunchy piece of trash, but you soon realize that there is much more than that. And what makes it even better? You get to see Christina Ricci’s boobies. And they are nice boobies.

The Hills Have Eyes 2. Eh. You’re led to believe that a team of badass rangers or some shit is out there getting fucked over by the radiated mutant rejects. But in reality, it’s a group of national guard dumbass trainees. Oh, and they cant act worth a shit. The funny part is that they made sure they got the diversity part down pat. A couple white guys, a couple black guys, a mexican, a hot chick, and a hot latino chick. They had an asian in the beginning, but he got cut in half in about 30 seconds. All in all, still the same movie as the first one, even has the anti-war peace lovin-hippie-turned-badass as the first one.

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