Have ya’ll been watching The FIBA Americas Basketball Championship?

Seriously, it’s like almost not even fair.

It’s just almost too funny to watch, but yet, I’m a guy that loves blowouts (especially when my home teams are the victors), so I love to watch them.

And I laugh. Cause it’s just almost not even fair.

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Okay, i just watched Ski School.

Where has this movie been all my life and why has no one ever told me about it?

Holy Shit! That movie was fucking awesome! How could such a masterpiece have evaded me all this time?

I MUST BE SLIPPING IN MY OLD AGE!

Oh, and the whole fallin’ asleep thing? Nothin’ happened. tIs all goood.

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Fucking Comcast Mother Fucking Lying bastards!

So here’s the story. I called Comcast last week to move my service to my new apartment.

They say Saturday. I say great.

Saturday Comes. Saturday Goes. No Comcast.

I call up and bitch, and then get told that the appt wasn’t until next Saturday.

FUCK THAT!

So, I do some yelling and ask for a supervisor. He sets me up with a Monday Morning appt between 8-10 (which I repeatedly said “so, basically 10 oclock right?”, which he did not find amusing). After a bit more bitching, he said he would also waive all the transfer fees, at which time I informed him the last jackass had not even mentioned those fees. For that, I got a month of free HBO.

So, Monday morning comes around after I get out of work at 7:30am after a nice 12 hour shift.

8am. No Comcast. 9am No Comcast.

9:59 - Hello Comcast. Asswipe.

And the thing that makes it sweeter? I was so fucking tired the next night at work, that on my second break (after viewing the Eclipse) I went home and accidentally fell asleep, missing several pages and the end of shift meeting. Yeah, not good.

FUCK YOU COMCAST!

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Well, I’m pretty much all moved into the new place. I’m about 97% unpacked. All thats left is crap I never use, like my old college books and a shitload of dvd cases. I’ve still some stuff over at the old place, but most of that crap is going to goodwill.

 And next week, I get to clean the old place. And damn, I am really, REALLY, not looking forward to it.

I’ve met a few of my new neighbors. There are two nice Women who live on the left (facing the apartement on the outside) who seem pretty normal.

Now the people on the right, however, they are a totally different story. Aparently the Old Lady that lives there has taken in her friend and her daughter as they recently got kicked out of their old place. And they are fucking WEIRD. This lady heard my dogs bark yesterday and decided to pop into my window and start talking to them, while I was right there putting my computer together. This was not the first time she had done this. It’s really starting to creep me out. Oh, and the woman that actually lives there, who I have yet to meet, I think she is like the local baby sitter or something. I always see parents dropping off and picking up kids. Good thing I don’t hear them, becouse that would just piss me right the fuck off.

Comcast is supposed to come over today to setup my cable and internet. It’s about fucking time, becouse not having tv is starting to suck. Internet, however, it’s not such a big deal. There are actually some people who still don’t know how to protect their WIFI router. So, I’ve been jacking some dudes wifi for the past few days.

Prices have finally come down enough for me to build my Core 2 Duo computer, or at least upgrade my current computer with the Core 2 Duo. All I’m gonna need is a new motherboard and RAM. I wasn’t planning on doing it anytime soon, as I thought my computer was a complete badass.  But, after 4 years of thinking that, I’ve finally come down from that cloud. The BioShock demo showed me that it is nowhere near a badass title anymore. With everything set to high detail, the computer couldn’t handle it and had to reboot. So, I set all the graphics to medium detail, and while the computer could take it, it still ran a little sluggish. Yep, time for the Core 2 Duo upgrade.

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…possibly, that I shouldn’t move.

 That, or the world is just against me today.

I’m ready to start hurting people. Seriously. Probably gonna start running into other peoples cars with my truck. Yeah. Road Rage. Fuck Yeah.

Seriously, is National Drive 10mph under the speed limit day? I only ask this becouse EVERYONE IS DRIVING 10 MPH UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT!!!

And lets not forget the road construction every quarter mile, as well as painting the lines on every other road.

And….at least 3 other people in my soon to be former apartement are also moving in or out, and they have semis. Semi trucks that think it’s okay to park right in front of my parking spot. Whether I’m there or not.

And this was all before I ate lunch. So, I stopped for a lunch break, but not before my weekly ASS-RAPING at the gas station.

The second half of the day wasn’t much better. Red Lights. Red Lights. And more Red Lights.

I did get a bunch of crap moved, though. I even took the dogs over to the new place during my last load of the night. Even then, it turned out to be just one more thing to piss me off. The rat dog hadn’t taken a crap since the night before. I’d walked him nearly ten times that day, and nothing came out. But, 30 seconds in the new place, and he’s taking a crap on the carpet. That little rat fuck nearly got his ass smacked into the nearest wall.

You want some other reasons? Well, the hot russian girl that lives across the hall from me seems to be getting hotter and wearing less clothes each day. Seriously, she is like Jessica Alba hot. Possibly hotter. No Shit. She is that fucking Hot. And some new chick moved in yesterday too. I only saw her for like a minute, but in that minute I nearly backed my truck into a pole becouse I was staring at her ass as she was walking to her car. And, lets not forget the blonde Italian girl that drives the Audi TT, or the Red Head that lives with her mom, or the married hot blonde that lives right above me. Now, why am I moving again?

And here we are, 6:30am on the actual moving day. I’ve had about 2 hours of sleep. Fun Times.

Fun Times.

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