…possibly, that I shouldn’t move.

 That, or the world is just against me today.

I’m ready to start hurting people. Seriously. Probably gonna start running into other peoples cars with my truck. Yeah. Road Rage. Fuck Yeah.

Seriously, is National Drive 10mph under the speed limit day? I only ask this becouse EVERYONE IS DRIVING 10 MPH UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT!!!

And lets not forget the road construction every quarter mile, as well as painting the lines on every other road.

And….at least 3 other people in my soon to be former apartement are also moving in or out, and they have semis. Semi trucks that think it’s okay to park right in front of my parking spot. Whether I’m there or not.

And this was all before I ate lunch. So, I stopped for a lunch break, but not before my weekly ASS-RAPING at the gas station.

The second half of the day wasn’t much better. Red Lights. Red Lights. And more Red Lights.

I did get a bunch of crap moved, though. I even took the dogs over to the new place during my last load of the night. Even then, it turned out to be just one more thing to piss me off. The rat dog hadn’t taken a crap since the night before. I’d walked him nearly ten times that day, and nothing came out. But, 30 seconds in the new place, and he’s taking a crap on the carpet. That little rat fuck nearly got his ass smacked into the nearest wall.

You want some other reasons? Well, the hot russian girl that lives across the hall from me seems to be getting hotter and wearing less clothes each day. Seriously, she is like Jessica Alba hot. Possibly hotter. No Shit. She is that fucking Hot. And some new chick moved in yesterday too. I only saw her for like a minute, but in that minute I nearly backed my truck into a pole becouse I was staring at her ass as she was walking to her car. And, lets not forget the blonde Italian girl that drives the Audi TT, or the Red Head that lives with her mom, or the married hot blonde that lives right above me. Now, why am I moving again?

And here we are, 6:30am on the actual moving day. I’ve had about 2 hours of sleep. Fun Times.

Fun Times.

Categories: I HATE PEOPLE!, Oregon Drivers, Rant, Whatever