I know that I’ve bitched about this before, but now I’m pissed.

First off, last week, some hot girl came to my door asking if I would like 2 free weeks of the local newspaper. I told her no, that I hate reading newspapers and prefer to get all my news either from tv or the net. After listening to her go on about “how great” the paper was, I still said no and watched her nice butt walk away.

However, I’m still somehow getting a paper.

So today I called up and complained. After listening to the operator go on and on about how great their paper is and that it was totally complimentary, I still told her that I didn’t want her crap ass hippie leftist hypocritical newspaper. She laughed and said that there would be no more papers.

Why do I call it a crap ass hippie leftist hypocritical newspaper? Well, as for the hippie and the leftist part, this is a totally hippie and democratic state. I really hate biased media. On any side. As far as the hypocritical part goes, well, that relates back to the hippie part. How about not giving me the free newspaper that I didn’t ask for and save some fucking trees? And yes, I understand it might be on recycled paper, but it still pisses me off.

However, there still remains one problem. I refuse to pick up the paper they put in front of my door. I didn’t want it. I didn’t ask for it, and I’m certainly not paying for it. So, the most effort I give it is to push it to the side I was gonna pick it up at some point, but I wanted to make it clear that I didn’t want it. Apparently, my crazy neighbors have a problem with this, and have twice moved it back to right in front of my door.

Yeah, I can tell we’re gonna have a problem here.

Categories: I HATE PEOPLE!, Rant, WTF?
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