I Still Don’t Want Your F$#%ing Paper!
September 21, 2007 3:15 pmI got another newspaper the other day. Lets just say I wasn’t pleased. But, as per usual, I pushed it aside and called those bastards to complain. Apparently, I was taken off the daily rotation, but I was still signed up for the “free weekly” edition. Well, no longer. I can’t wait until they still deliver it next week. I’m thinking about seeing if a newspaper company can get charged with littering.
Ever since I moved a few weeks ago, I started shopping at the local grocery store near here. It’s a nice place, but one thing kind of irritates me. After the transaction is completed, they always take the reciept, read my name off of it, and say “Thank You, Mr. TheChad”. Now, I’m all about politeness and being friendly and all, but that just kind of creeps me out. Neither the cashier nor the people in line behind me need to know my last name. Maybe it’s just me, but it bugs me a bit. And to make it worse, earlier today, the cashier apparently didn’t know how to pronounce my last name, so it took her an extra 10 seconds. Yeah, thats just a tad bit annoying.
Eh, maybe it’s just me. I might be a tad cranky today. I only got 10 hours of sleep.
The good news is that I get to watch a hockey game tonight. Yay for hockey!












One Response to “I Still Don’t Want Your F$#%ing Paper!”
Ideas:
1. Put the paper on someone elses doormat.
2. Keep it in case you ever need toilet paper.
3. Wait for them to deliver it in the morning or whenever, and open the door and scare the shit out of them.
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