World Of Chad

Archive for 11 October, 2007

I’d be SOOO happy.

October 11, 2007 5:58 pm

If I could shove my meaningless, yet long overdue award into a pile of crap, I’d be SOOO happy.

If I could get a world record for taking the largest crap, I’d be SOOO happy.

If I could call Bono a Giant Piece of Crap on National TV, I’D BE SOOOO HAPPY.

Hey Matt & Trey, you guys are awesome. Could I like, hang out with you sometime? Maybe do your laundry?