Now that Starbucks has essentially strategically positioned itself for easy global domination (and if you don’t know what I’m talking about, I’m sure if you look out your window you can see at least 3 Starbucks), it is still missing one important, and vitally key service.

Delivery.

What is so hard about that? Once their minions (aka: Baristas) take to the streets and take over the world, it should be pretty easy for them to bring me my Grande Honey Latte (which are totally freaking awesome!) to my doorstep.

And that is one dictatorship I could go for:

A Dictatorship that delivers me my coffee.

Becouse, you know, putting on pants and a hat, and then needing to decide which of the 5 Starbucks to go to (becouse they’re all the same distance) is just getting way too hard.

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