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ya know whats missin?

March 5, 2008 2:05 pm

Now that Starbucks has essentially strategically positioned itself for easy global domination (and if you don’t know what I’m talking about, I’m sure if you look out your window you can see at least 3 Starbucks), it is still missing one important, and vitally key service.

Delivery.

What is so hard about that? Once their minions (aka: Baristas) take to the streets and take over the world, it should be pretty easy for them to bring me my Grande Honey Latte (which are totally freaking awesome!) to my doorstep.

And that is one dictatorship I could go for:

A Dictatorship that delivers me my coffee.

Becouse, you know, putting on pants and a hat, and then needing to decide which of the 5 Starbucks to go to (becouse they’re all the same distance) is just getting way too hard.

Categories: WTF?

4 Responses to “ya know whats missin?”

travis wrote a comment on March 5, 2008

I looked out the window and did not see any starbucks.

Ryan wrote a comment on March 5, 2008

I thought you hated Starbucks…?

Timmy wrote a comment on March 5, 2008

We don’t need them to deliver….What we really need is a “CoffeMan” or politically correct “Coffee Person”, you know like the Ice Cream man that plays that super annoying tune driving through neighborhoods with peoples little tykes drooling and chasing after him.

Except instead of children chasing the person down, it would be caffeine deprived adults with bloodshot eyes and the shakes, just for their 10 minutes of coffee sensation to get them by till they have “The Need” once again.

That way not only will Starbucks take it’s place on every street corner of the populated world, they can take over every street as well.

How sweet would it be to be stuck in traffic and roll down your window and order a Non-Fat Soy Vanilla Latte with Extra caramel and 4 cows worth of fat filled whip cream. Can’t you just feel the fat melt away…I mean since the coffee is fat free, it has to be good for me…right? As long as those mobile coffee houses come with a mobile bathroom, they would have everything covered, but then again they would also have to have some soft cushy couches so those too hip for the “norm” people can sit all day because it’s “cool.”

Oh and it wouldn’t play that annoying jingle over and over again, it would play Kenny G inspired put you to sleep music…that way then can improve profits by selling coffee to their own employees just to keep them awake.

They should really look into that.