Holy F#!@$%^&*( S%)(&%%^$#!@!!!!!!

I am flipping out pissed off right now.

Okay, so here’s a rundown of the day BEFORE I got irritated.

Got up at 5am to go snowboarding. Hit every single stop light on the way to Timmy’s house. I’m still good, mainly becouse I’m half dead and drinking coffee. Once we get up the mountain, we find that it’s basically blizzard conditions and the snow sucks ass. We did 3 runs and called it quits. Thats how much ass it sucked. But I’m still good.

Leaving the Mountain, some retard was BACKING DOWN THE FUCKING HILL IN OUR LANE!!!! WTF?

Okay, I’m still all good. Mainly becouse I wasn’t driving.

Then, we get home (well, back to Timmy’s house). Thats when shit goes downhill.

After I leave his place, some jackass in his gay STI (its only gay becouse he had retard stickers on the rear fenders) was going 10mph. In a 25mph zone. Then, as we turn the corner and get on a two lane street, he’s still going ungodly slow. Slow, that is, until I pull into the left lane and try to go at least the fucking speed limit. And that’s when he decides to speed up.

Speed up until he gets beside the car in front of me, whom is also going under the speed limit. And what does Mr. Gaycar do? The fucker paces him. It’s at this point that Road Rage enters the mind. Finally, I get past Mr. Flamercar. Red light. Red light. Sitting at green light. Red light. Red light. Slam on breaks in right lane becouse OMG someone is turning in the left lane! Red Light. Go 10mph under speed limit becouse OMG there is a squirrel on the sidewalk. Brand new Red light that just got turned on today. Enter apartment complex, wait for bigass truck to make 30 point uturn. Wait for moving truck to not block entire road. Wait for people to craaawwwllll in front of parking spot.

Okay, I’m home now. Everything should be A-OKAY, right? Wrong. Rat dog shit all over the apartment. And I dont mean just take a dump. Squirts here, there, everywhere. Oh, and I guess he needed to wipe as well, using any left over available non-shit covered spot. Oh yeah, I’m in a great mood.

Someone get me beer, shot of Cabo, and pack a bowl. I could really, really use it right about now.

Categories: I HATE PEOPLE!, Oregon Drivers
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