I put in for a transfer to Arizona yesterday.

 My boss was not thrilled.

 In fact, no one was. I guess I’m just that important/awesome.

Categories: Oregon Sucks, Work Sucks
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Alright, so the title sucks. But, at this point I got nothing else.

Anyway, I finally went and saw the Bourne Ultimatum the other night. It was pretty badass. I wanna watch the first two right now so I can go see it again.

I went to a baby shower last night. Now, I know what you’re gonna say. The Chad? At a baby shower? Yes, Tis True. Hawaiian’s invite everybody, and they bbq and drink and it’s basically a nice big and fun partee. And after all the gifts, we played taboo. Now, while I personally kicked ass, the rest of my team did not fair so well (guys vs girls), and so we lost. It was still fun.

And now, I’m just waiting on the Oregon Vs Michigan game to start. Please, please, PLEASE let Michigan win this one. Not just becouse they need a win to try and get their dignity back after that horrible loss last weekend, but also as revenge for Oregon beating them a few years ago when they played out here. Well, that, and the fact that I wanna be the one giving people shit that their team got beat, not recieving it.

 Update: It’s almost halftime, and Oregon is up 25-7. I’m gonna stop watching and go pull whats left of my hair out and possibly even cry.

 Update 2: It’s 30 seconds later from the first update, and now it’s 32-7. So…..basically……I have no reason to watch Michigan Football the rest of the seasion.

 Update3: Great, now I’ve gotta rely on either Michigan State or The Detroit Lions for a Championship. Yeah, I’m really looking forward to this years football. Thanks alot Wolverines. Maybe I’ll go watch some porn to put me in a good mood.

Categories: Oregon Sucks, Whatever
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Holy Shit! There’s a squirrel on the side of the road, I need to slow down.

Fuck, it’s raining, as usual. Well, I guess I should continue driving slow like I do everyday.

I think the guy behind me is in a hurry. I should slow down so he knows to go around me.

OH FUCK! A YELLOW LIGHT! SLAM ON THE BREAKS!

This red light is blinking. I guess I should just wait until it stops blinking.

Right of Way? Never heard of it.

Hmm….a red light, just like the 10 I hit in the past mile. I need to make a right turn. oooh oooh, theres a spot I can take. The guy I’m pulling out in front of won’t mind.

Damnit, my phone is dead. Now what am I gonna do on the drive home?

Oh wow, an accident! I guess I should slow down to a crawl so I can stare at the unfortunate people.

This guy is trying to merge in my lane. I think I should match his speed so he knows I was in this lane first.

The left lane is so nice to drive in. It allows me to go slower than the rest of the people in the right lane.

Look! An organic fruit stand! I should slow down now, 1/4 mile before I need to get off the road.

OH SHIT! The guy in front of me just tapped his breaks! I should hit mine for a few seconds so everyone behind me knows to do the same.

This lane is going kind of slow. The lane next to me looks the same, but I should get over there just in case.      …….nope, looks like I should get back where I was, but the guy beside me is matching my speed and won’t let me in. Doesn’t he know that was my spot? I guess I’ll just stear into the lane and take it. He’ll stop for me.

Categories: I HATE PEOPLE!, Oregon Drivers, Oregon Sucks
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…lying in a pool of beer, becouse I apparently aint using it lately. I went to the grocery store both Saturday and Sunday morning. WTF was I thinking? There’s nothing I enjoy more than waiting for people to get out of my way, or standing in line for half an hour while to cashier and lady checking out have a nice little chat. Yep, fun times all around.

Moving on. My brother has turned me back on to an old hobby I gave up years ago. Baseball Cards. He recently took all our old cards up to his place, and apparently started collecting again. He even got the online subscription for a price guide. So, as soon as I got back home a few days ago, I started looking up all the cards that I still had (a few years ago I went through all my old cards and kept the big names). Turns out that I have quite a bit of value held in those cards. And so, now, I’ve found myself buying new cards everytime I see them, and it’s sort of paid off. I even pulled an Andrew Miller rookie card today (kickass rookie pitcher for the Detroit Tigers).

Well, I have to go to work tonight. The laundry is all done, most everything else is unpacked, and the fridge has been restocked.

Oh, and I may have some interesting news in the coming days (or a week or two..).

Categories: I HATE PEOPLE!, Oregon Sucks, My Weekend
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A couple months ago they opened up a Sonic a few blocks from my place. This is the first Sonic in the area, so naturally, it was packed. And remained that way for a long time. It still gets packed around lunch and dinner time, but the rest of the time it isn’t too bad. Today was actually my chance to go there, as every other time I go over there, there is a mile long line coming out the ass-end of the grocery store parking lot it’s connected to, so I usually just say screw it and go over to KFC or Panera Bread. Now, while the food was great (though I wasn’t too thrilled with the tater tots), I have to complain about one thing.

The Parking Lot.

As with all parking lots in Oregon, it was messed up. For those of you unfamiliar, Oregon has some fucked up parking lots. Seriously. But this one, this one is the absolute worst. By the time you have exited the drive-thru ore even the stalls, you have done 2 full circles around the building. 2 and a half if you come from a diff way. And lets not forget that when you exit, you have to hope there isn’t too long of a line, or else you’ll sitting there waiting for the drive-thru people to move forward so you could hopefully get by them, only to hope there still isn’t a second line coming from around the other side, so that maybe then and only then, will you able to exit.

Yes, the picture sucks, but I was in a hurry, and you get the idea, right?

Categories: WTF?, Oregon Sucks
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