I tickle Jen

She says she’s gonna get me back.

I reply with this: I’m ungetbackable.

Yeah.

I rolled my ankle at the Cancer Relay last week and it’s just now starting to bother me. You combine that with the everlasting knot in my back/neck, and I’m not in the greatest of shape lately.

It finally got hot here in Oregon (like, really, really fucking hot). So, as with every season change, people have completely forgotten how to drive again. I have gotten behind about 4 people in the last 2 days that all want to go at least 10mph under the speed limit. No shit. No exageration. Seriously, 10mph under. What. The. Fuck. Damn I wish road rage was legal.

Were going up to Seattle again this weekend to watch the Detroit Tigers pownce on the Mariners once again. We’re going to both the 4th and 5th of July games. Yeah, baseball, the 4th of July, fireworks, more baseball, and with the girl I love and some of my best friends as well. How could this weekend get any better…..oh, yeah….plus beer!

And one last thing. To whomever it was that was fucking around with my Paypal account, Thanks a fuckload. I just now finally got both of your charges taken care of, and since I had to have the account locked to keep you from fucking with it even more, and since Paypal will only accept a landline phone to prove that it’s me to unlock it, the lady you tried to steal $750 from wont be getting her money back anytime soon since I have to do the verification through the mail. Oh, and a very special fuckoffery for making me memorize another freakin password and security questions. I really appreciate it.

dick.

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As you all should know, the Detroit Red Wings are in the Stanley Cup Finals.

Also, as you all should also know, the Detroit Pistons are in the Eastern Conference Finals.

Now, somewhere, some freakin’ genious came up with the brilliant idea to have them both play on the same night AT THE EXACT SAME FUCKING TIME.

WHAT THE FUCK?

Whoever thought up this schedule needs their testies shoved in a vice and then dragged over a cheese grater. And then fired.

How much you wanna bet that Kobe had somthing to do with this persons decision?

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Well, once again, Yahoo disappoints me. I have been an avid user of Yahoo Launch Music, so basically I could sit and watch music videos continuously, without ever having to go look for something else every few minutes.

And now, of course, they made “improvements”. Remember the good ole’ pop-up player?

Gone.

Replaced by an embedded piece of shit flash player that doesn’t even fucking work.

Thanks Yahoo. Glad to see you still hate us just as much as ever.

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it just can’t come fast enough.

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I tried to log into my student loans website today. Apparently they have instituted a new security feature where usernames and strong passwords just arent good enough anymore. Now, I also have to answer 3 questions about some crap that I setup a long, long time ago. I have to answer these questions EVERY SINGLE TIME I LOG IN. Like I friggin remember the crap I typed in months ago! And it wont even be the same 3 questions! I had to setup about 6 of these.

Now one of my accounts has been disabled becouse I couldn’t remember any of that crap.

Seriously, how is this necessary? Is someone gonna hack my account and pay my student loans for me?

WTF?

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