Alright, look. It’s been a long week. I can’t wait till Wednesday morning so I can start my weekend by going to the bar and drinking lots and lots of wonderful beverages. I thought it’d be a nice idea to let you know what’s on my mind once again. So, without further adooooo….HERE WE GO!

I cant wait for my road trip back home to Michigan. Not just becouse I get to go home, but for the fact that the second I get out of this fucked up state I anticipate faster driving, with people staying in the right lane until they need to pass. Oh, and I’ll finally get to pump my own gas again.

I’m all cool with the “going green” idea, but don’t push it. The next person that tells me how necessary it is to recycle my soup can is gonna get it shoved up their ass. (or at least covering their vehicles exhaust pipe)

This whole “Blog Code of Conduct” thing, while almost a good idea, is fucking retarted. Oh, whats that? I should start censoring what I say? Fuck that.

I can’t wait to see Hot Fuzz and Grindhouse. I don’t care, I will see them.

Why in Satans Giant Red Ass should I give a flying fuck about who Anna Nicole Smiths kids dad is?

I’m absolutely amazed that I’ve been able to go more than 2 weeks without hearing about Britney, Paris, or Lindsay. Lets keep this trend going. shall we? Thanks.

Seriously, if I ever got in trouble for saying some racial slur (which would never happen, but lets imagine I did), Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson would be the last people I’d apologize to. I’d much rather say it to someone who doesn’t love to have his face on tv spouting some bullshit.

I need to get a Boat for camping this summer. Anybody got one that they don’t want anymore? Just something small and light.

 Beryl Fucking Rocks. The next time any of you people need to reformat and re-install an operating system, go with Linux. It is Bad ASS.

Well, that’s all I got for now. For the finish, let me just say this: Censorship sucks ass. This Is My World, My Rules.

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Well, I felt that it was about time for another round of my thoughts. You know you want ‘em, So here they are.

What do I think? I think:

I need a new header image. Maybe I’ll make one this weekend.

I’m not at all surprised to read today that Britney Spears entered rehab. Wow. What a total shocker.

I want to stop watching Lost, but damnit, I WANT ANSWERS! I keep watching with the sliver of hope that they might actually explain something.

Heroes is turning into X-Men. The appearance of Stan Lee confirmed it for me.

90210 V2.0 (aka The OC) is finally over. It’s about friggin’ time.

Just becouse I somehow now have a MySpace page doesn’t mean I like it or really even use it. Damn those drunken web-surfing nights!

MHD (the Music High Definition channel) needs to get some new shit. they’ve been playing the same crap for months now. The MTV video awards were how long ago? And they’re still playing it every freaking day!

Well, that’s all I’ve got for now.

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Well, it’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these. But, here we are, and I’m about to throw my thoughts at you and see what comes out of it.

Now, WTF do I think? I think….

The Wii rules. Possibly the funnest thing I have ever bought. I can’t wait for Wii Play.

Panera Bread is awesome. They need to stay open 24 hours so I can have my uber-deli sandwiches any time of the day and night.

Those Truth Commercials about anti-tobacco and quitting smoking are fucking retarted. Like we dont know that smoking is bad for you. Seriously, as Denis Leary says, like one day were just gonna look at the pack and all of a sudden be like “Holy Shit, These Things Are Bad For You!”. Fuck you Truth Rejects.

I’m still totally crazy about that girl at work. She has the whole “bewitched” nose going on, which I find sooooooo hot.

If you ever get caught not abiding by the Right-Of Way, you should have your drivers liscense revoked.

I’m actually looking forward to being the Worst Battler of all time at BE Battle of the blogs. Only 22 more Spots!

If you’re going to pull out in front of me when you have a red light, at least go faster than 7mph. I almost rear-ended that dumbass today.

Demitri Martin is Fucking Hilarious. His joke about how rain is just Gods way of washing off hippies made me realize why it rains here in Oregon so fucking much. THERES SO MANY FUCKING HIPPIES!

Dane Cook…not so funny. Seriously, even watching his HBO special in an altered state, I only laughed at the end of his breaking and entering bit. Why do people find him funny?

Snakes On A Plane is Awesome. You should totally watch it.

I’m tired of waking up with my eyes burning.

If there is snow on the ground, and you’re not totally sure how to drive in it faster than 5mph…….STAY THE HELL HOME!!!

Jenga is the ultimate game to play when yer buzzin’.

A “How to drive in snow” class should be mandatory for all drivers ed students. And anyone born in Oregon, no matter how old you are.

I think I’m done for now. I think I’ll go grab a brewskie and call it a night….or day…or whatever you day shift people call it before you go to bed. Weirdos.

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Before I get into the meat of the post, those of you who registered to become citizens of this great world, you can all now go over to Bite Me - The Chad’s Movie Reviews and login just as you would here and start writing your own movie reviews!

And now, onto the good stuff…

I’m back, with some all new IN-YOUR-FACE Thoughts of mine. Got a problem with that? Too friggin bad!

I Think:

NewsRadio was one of the best sitcoms ever. Too bad Phil Hartmans wife had to go all psycho. I miss that guy.

Portland, OR is freaking hilarious when it snows. I love watching people that think they can drive in it.

Digg is probably one of the greatest web sites in existance.

When my lease is up, I’m gonna have to move to a lower grade apartment to save some money.

I want a Wii.

The NCAA Football needs to drop kick the BCS and adopt a playoff system like every other fucking sport on the planet.

I want to get into Landscape Design.

Black Hawk Down is probably one of the best movies ever. It is fucking awesome on my bigscreen HDTV with surround sound.

The new show on TBS, My Boys, is retarted. Funny, yet pretty retarted.

I think I’m coming down with something. Everything hurts right now.

Shooter Jennings is a wonderful musician. I love all his music.

I dont get this distinct line that was drawn between Evolution and Intelligent Design. I always thought it was a mix of both. Doesn’t that make more sense?

Everybody needs to email me their thoughts, and I will then have a “What Do You Think?” post.

I think I’m good for now. Later

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You know what? Fuck it. These are my thought whether you like ‘em or not.

I Think:

Stephen Colbert would win if he ran for President. And he probably would do a better job.

Some Parents of this world need to realize one important fact: They Are The Parents. They Set The Rules. Kids do not get to spend all day playing video games and getting fat and sissified if the parents make them get up and outside doing something productive.

Jon Stewart would also win a bid for President. I so wish he and Colbert would run together.

The Detroit Lions suck as much as always.

If Amp’d Mobile were serious in getting their wireless service off the ground, they wouldn’t feature total DUMBASSES in their commercials.

Medical Insurance is good until you actually need them. Bastards.

Heroes, while a cool show, irritates the shit out of me with a bunch of dumbass bullshit, like that crap the two japanese guys pulled in Vegas. WTF?

Ghost Hunters rocks, even for a non-believer like myself.

I’m kind of weirded out that Michelle Branch has made the switch to Country Music as one-half of The Wreckers.

This Tenth Season of South Park is kicking ass, while Drawn Together is getting kind-of retared…er.

I can’t wait for the Fraggle Rock Movie.

I’m really pissed that the Halo Movie is close to being cancelled. Fuckers.

I could care less about politics. They’re all crooked. I vote based on my beliefs, not on the candidate or party. And I really don’t give a damn about mid-term elections, as if it really matters. I have such a hard time believing that my little vote is going to change how much I pay in taxes or for gas. Sorry, but there are too many old-time party-for-life(political party) voters out there to make a dent. (sorry for bringing politics into this blog!)

Mike Tyson needs to go away. For good. Really, fighting women? Take your meds, sit down, shut the fuck up for once in your life (or at least quit talking like Porky on speed), and leave the rest of the world alone.

The Red Wings need to get their shit together now that they’ve lost both Stevie Y and Shanny.

I think I’m done for now. Now go have a beer and ponder my thoughts.

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