I’ve been unbelievably sick all week. Well, I guess it’s not that unbelievable. It’s just a really bad cold. I don’t get sick all that often, and when I do, I’m usually on my deathbed. I’m just about over it, but it’s in the drainage stage. I still feel kinda dead.

I may have jumped the gun with the transfer announcement. I doubt I’ll get it, and even if I do, I may not take it. And I’ll explain why. First off, the place I wanna go is probably gonna give first dibs to the people at the plant next door to it thats shutting down. Second, I have to transfer my knowledge to others before I can go. And Me? I have a shitload of knowledge. I have madskilz that are not written down anywhere, and alot of it is stuff that some people on other shifts dont even know. Yes, I’m uber awesome.

Now, let me tell ya why I might not take it even if I do get it. The biggest problem is that there is no relocation package offered. And seeing as I would have to break my lease and get a new apartment (not to mention moving costs), I wouldn’t do it unless they were gonna pay for it.

So, either way, it wont really bother me. I just thought I’d give it a shot since I need to get out of the current plant I’m at.

Oh, and were going to watch The Transformers IMAX today. I can’t fucking wait. becouse, you know, its The Transformers. ON AN 80 FOOT FUCKING SCREEN! AND IT’S AN EXTENDED EDITION!

Categories: Movies, Work Sucks
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I put in for a transfer to Arizona yesterday.

 My boss was not thrilled.

 In fact, no one was. I guess I’m just that important/awesome.

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Life is just getting odd. Suckish odd. The head pain is still there. The acupuncture ain’t doing shit. I only have one more session, then I’m moving on to massage therapy. One of the irritating parts of this whole ordeal is that people just don’t understand that these are not headaches. I’m well aware of what a headache and a migraine feel like. These are not either. This is pain. Every time I mention this to someone, their all like “I take Excedrin Migraine” or “I’ve had bad headaches before, and I did….whatever”. Thats nice. Thats not what this is. If it were, I’m sure one of the eight different doctors I’ve seen might have figured it out by now. I’m always grateful for new advice, but alot of this is coming from people who I’ve talked to about this before, and they just can’t seem to get it their heads that their problems are totally different. Great, you had migraines. I’ve been on the strongest migraine medicine ever made and it didn’t do shit but put me in a trance while I sat on the couch for six hours, and then the pain came right back the next day.

I don’t mean to be an ass, but damnit, I need to vent, and with all the little things adding up this past week or so, I’m about to snap.

People at work pissing me off with their dumbass charts, or not giving me the info I need becouse they think it might be funny.

The people who manage my apartment whining about a carport problem. For some dumbass reason, my real carport is on the other end of my building, and the carport I use belongs to someone one the other end near my real carport. A long time ago, we switched becouse it just made no fucking sense. Well, they moved out and someone new moved in and started freaking out becouse the managers up there had their heads up their asses when they assigned carports.

The drivers have gotten worse. 9 out of 10 people I’ve gotten behind this past week have gone at least 10mph under the speed limit. I’m not even exagerating. It’s been that fucking bad.

I made the mistake of going grocery shopping on Sunday afternoon. That place was packed, and they had 3 FUCKING LANES OPEN. Out of 20, they had 3. WHAT THE FUCK?

All of a sudden, playing Tiger Woods Golf on the Wii, I cant hit a single ball straight. Every single shot goes way to the right, even though it says I hit it straight. Fucking bullshit.

I’ve reinstalled Linux four times this week becouse shit wont work the way it’s supposed to. Fucking Fiest Fawn. I’m ready to go back to Edgy Eft. At least that shit worked for me.

Barry Bonds is getting closer and closer to passing Hank Aaron. Fuck you, you steriod filled mother fucker.

Alright. I’m done.

Categories: I HATE PEOPLE!, Oregon Drivers, WTF?, Rant, Work Sucks
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I had to leave work early tonight. I’m not talking about taking off the last hour like I usually do just so I don’t have to get all suited up and get annoyed by the day shift when I have nothing to say.

Nope, I got really sick a few hours into the shift, so I went home. The bad part was that I kept having to run and sit on the can every few minutes, only to get no output other than fire.

My tummy hurts. I’m gonna go lie down and moan in agony now.

Well, as soon as I get back from the bathroom. Again.

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I know exactly how long shit is broken on my shift, especially when I’m the one working on it. I dont need to log in to your 3 different systems to tell me the downtime.

Oh, and that retarted tracking chart? Why do you think I stopped checking the boxes and started drawing shit in its place? Yes. Please get the fucking point.

Don’t like it? Deal with it.

 Oh, one more thing. None of us Techs give a shit about any of this crap. If you want the info so bad, look it up your fucking self.

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